B-b-b-oooored

Hey...this is sumthin i ran into recently sumwhere up on the net..and its really cool..and i t hink everyone shud try it...

Are You Bored? Try These Things:


Act like you just met your friend for the first time
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Announce your candidacy for President
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Annoy total strangers
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Ask a question nobody can answer
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Bark at people in the grocery store
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Be a monk...for a day
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Burp the Happy Birthday song
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Change your name...daily
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Dare to be stupid
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Exorcise a ghost
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Go into a bar and ask for a Molotov Cocktail
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Go to your local museum, and try to get kicked out
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Hold your hand
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Insist everyone calls you “Your highness”
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Kiss your elbow, if you can
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Practice your arm pit farting skills (Advanced participants try with your hand cupped on the back of your knee)
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Pretend you are God
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Read a book a sentence a day
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Scratch yourself - Go ahead, scratch yourself now. Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't that feel pretty good?
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Throw a huge party for no reason at all
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Ain't that cool?so wat ya waiting 4?go ahead n do alla that n un-bore ya self!ta!

Old n Hating it

hey ho hi....
i jsut thought of sumthin last nite..how ppl r alwayz makin a fuss bout growing old..as in like 40 or 30 or 50 n stuff..well i think growing old sux too..but i m not thaat old yet..but i think gettin to b a 20 sux too..i turned 20 a while ago..n this is wat i hate bout it

Being 20+ sucks cos :

~everyone expects u to act ur age...and they really think ur gona..

~ur dad startz callin u an "adult" and over-does it too

~u cant avoid the funny lukz ppl give ya at mcdonalds if ya order a Happy Meal..so u pretend its for ur invisible lil sister..

~ignorant younger guyz piss the hell outa u

~everyone bugz u ta get ur driver's license

~everyone bugs u to get a job/get married/whateva

~u look at juvenile lil kids n shake ur head so much that u end up with a crick in ur neck

~ur folks let u watch 21+ movies...along with em...which is tooootally awkward..

~u go to a club n the bouncer goes "yeah right" lukin at ur id card..

~u pick up a spoon and ur parents start the "my lil girl's all grown up n cooking n all" talk...

~u rent serious mature luking movies and fall asleep watchin it

~the cute clothes at the "below 14" section dunt fit any more..

~doin illegal things ain't fun anymore cos ur allowed to do it..

~u go to the doctor and first question is "so how long have u been married?"

that all 4 now..me ll think of more later n add...well there is nuthin u can do about all this..since u ll just grow older not younger..so just deal wit it,ppl..

omg....ppl r makin blogz 4 peace corps n save the whale stuff!!n here i am with a blog to celebrate my jobless-ness..
NO ...this blog will serve a purpose...n the purpose will be...revealed..in a coupla dayz..it requirez thinkin...and based on the previous two posts u probably figured out how well i do that..
so like winnie the pooh sez...think think think...hey..ur suggestions r welcome..how dumb..y wud u tell me wat i shud put up in my blog??
but ya still...

mornin sicknezz

ok...so this is probably the weirdest time possible to start a blog thingi..i mean its 3 in the mornin..first of all..im depressed..cos i dun wana go bak ta college in 2 dayz...waaaaaaahahahhaha :-(
i mean lota other nice stuff been happenin lately..but heck wen u ve got like one thing to depress u,all the other nice stuff dun seem to matter,ya?is it laddat 4 everyone?
uh-oh...i hope this blog aint gona b how everyone realised im actually a pyscho..
u know who shud have a blog?my friend sam...i mean she writes smart stuf..blogs must b to impart knowledge..and apart frm the fact that my coll sux and im a psycho..u guyz dun exactly feel enlightened do ya?
ok ok blah blah..

hang on lemme check wat all i kin do in hea..ohh big deal..luk i yam red and green and pink..and friggin jobless...

ok ok i m sure a lota u ppl r goin...gaawd...who let ppl like her own a blog..

yeah well they let me..so HA!

ok ok serious stuff...hmmmmm...ummmm...okaay..hey..

did u know that POST...is actually STOP jumbled up?so thats wat me shud do...MAAAAN was that intelligent or wat?

hey please dont send me hate mail yet...its a start,ya?ill work on it,k?promise..tc..