i me myself

u know how before u post a new thingi u have sum idea wat it is ur gona type?i really dunt..and yeste i accidentaly admitted to my friend that 'i do not think" to which she whole heartedly seemed to agree....oh by the way..to my greatest pals n roommates..i wana thank u for the surprise bday party yeste...although ur 4 months late..and i did guess d surprise already(i repeat..the Queen of surprises Cannot b surprised!)..it was realy sweet of u guyz..and i luv cake so that sums it all up.. ;-)
dont u just hate old keyboards...i hate wen i click n the words dun come out d way i want it to..or mayb im just still half asleep n i m just blamin the keyboard..hmmm..
sumtimes i think i m d most self centred person on earth...i mean just look at the number of "i"s in this blog...i m gona write bout other ppl frm now on...like...................................................................................................................................................
oh chuck it...its MY BLOG.. as in allll mine..so i can write wateva i want in it..... ii ii i ii iiii i ii i IIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIII II I I iii i ii iiii
so there...

singles ROCK!!!

hello helloo..its been a while...hmmm anywayz..one of my friends read my blog yeste and said i shud b a famous novelist...okay so she dint say famous..but okay..and she was reading this book by ellen degeneres..u know the funny lady?the Ellen show?the voice of Dory on Finding Nemo?okay so she was reading it and she said it reminded her of me....and im like flattered...i read that book..or half of it and oh my god...its one of those rib tickling, punch the pillow..jump up straight snort and laugh kinda book..okay so maybe not that much also..but yeah..and being thought of wen ur readin a buk like that is..well mayb not exactly a compliment..but i cudnt care less..i m flattered....
ahem ahem..so its THAT time of that year again...the big 14th...and basically my viewz on that day can b expressed in one work....YUUUUEEEEEEEUCKKK!!!!VALENTINE'S DAY SUCKZ!
i mean watz tha deal,man?like ppl need one day to get all koochy kooey and mushy wushy...like they dunt do that and irritate the rest of the population the other 364 dayz..and sure ppl say its not all about guy-girl relationship but heyloooo u have got days for all the other ppl(eg:father's day mom's day, doctor's day,postman's day,hairy guy living down the street who picks his nose in public's-day)its like wen ur best guy friend buys a HUGE teddy bear for his girlfriend and wen u ask him bout ur gift he sorta tears off one arm of the bear n hands it to ya.."see,i thought of ya too..this is urs too.." oh gimmi a break....
why is there no SINGLES DAY????where singles can do all their fun stuff???I DECLARE THIS FEBUARY 14TH AS SINGLES DAY!!
ALL U SINGLES GO OUT THERE AND THROW STONES AT COUPLES!!
alrite alrite so mayb i m just crabby cos i m single...but i still think there shud b a singles day....
anywayz....SINGLES ROCK!!!!

sniffles

so here i am back in college..yay yahoo wawawhooom...n i m so tired of puttin my college down..i mean sure it sux and sure i m sick n tired of it but not like i can doa nythin bout it rite?so far college has been exactly the way it has been 4 the past 2 ana half years..blah..i thinks its cos mayb im the sorta person who gets bored real fast..anyway i dunt even have anythin to write in this blog..i just figured its been a whi...*sneeze* excuse me..been a while..so laddat..noone really looks at my blog anyway..here i go again...whine whine whine...
things havent exactly changed around in college..but sumhow i think i ve changed a bit..like just a few dayz ago a girl called me "a box of creativity" lol..okok so mayb i m just boasting..but that was one of the nicest compliments anyone'z every given me..if that girl is reading this..luv,u made my day...
anyway..i ve come back to college a lot more...i dunno...grown up i guess...i dunt let tiny lil stuff bother me much anymore..i dunt think i m very sensitive anymore..but i am still very dependant on others...ok wateva...i ve got a cold..and its gotten to my head...so i dunt even know wat i m saying..i hate colds...y dunt things flow up rather than down?such a pain...
this blog aint nuthin great...just time pass...

B-b-b-oooored

Hey...this is sumthin i ran into recently sumwhere up on the net..and its really cool..and i t hink everyone shud try it...

Are You Bored? Try These Things:


Act like you just met your friend for the first time
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Announce your candidacy for President
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Annoy total strangers
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Ask a question nobody can answer
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Bark at people in the grocery store
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Be a monk...for a day
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Burp the Happy Birthday song
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Change your name...daily
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Dare to be stupid
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Exorcise a ghost
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Go into a bar and ask for a Molotov Cocktail
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Go to your local museum, and try to get kicked out
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Hold your hand
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Insist everyone calls you “Your highness”
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Kiss your elbow, if you can
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Practice your arm pit farting skills (Advanced participants try with your hand cupped on the back of your knee)
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Pretend you are God
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Read a book a sentence a day
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Scratch yourself - Go ahead, scratch yourself now. Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't that feel pretty good?
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Throw a huge party for no reason at all
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Ain't that cool?so wat ya waiting 4?go ahead n do alla that n un-bore ya self!ta!

Old n Hating it

hey ho hi....
i jsut thought of sumthin last nite..how ppl r alwayz makin a fuss bout growing old..as in like 40 or 30 or 50 n stuff..well i think growing old sux too..but i m not thaat old yet..but i think gettin to b a 20 sux too..i turned 20 a while ago..n this is wat i hate bout it

Being 20+ sucks cos :

~everyone expects u to act ur age...and they really think ur gona..

~ur dad startz callin u an "adult" and over-does it too

~u cant avoid the funny lukz ppl give ya at mcdonalds if ya order a Happy Meal..so u pretend its for ur invisible lil sister..

~ignorant younger guyz piss the hell outa u

~everyone bugz u ta get ur driver's license

~everyone bugs u to get a job/get married/whateva

~u look at juvenile lil kids n shake ur head so much that u end up with a crick in ur neck

~ur folks let u watch 21+ movies...along with em...which is tooootally awkward..

~u go to a club n the bouncer goes "yeah right" lukin at ur id card..

~u pick up a spoon and ur parents start the "my lil girl's all grown up n cooking n all" talk...

~u rent serious mature luking movies and fall asleep watchin it

~the cute clothes at the "below 14" section dunt fit any more..

~doin illegal things ain't fun anymore cos ur allowed to do it..

~u go to the doctor and first question is "so how long have u been married?"

that all 4 now..me ll think of more later n add...well there is nuthin u can do about all this..since u ll just grow older not younger..so just deal wit it,ppl..

omg....ppl r makin blogz 4 peace corps n save the whale stuff!!n here i am with a blog to celebrate my jobless-ness..
NO ...this blog will serve a purpose...n the purpose will be...revealed..in a coupla dayz..it requirez thinkin...and based on the previous two posts u probably figured out how well i do that..
so like winnie the pooh sez...think think think...hey..ur suggestions r welcome..how dumb..y wud u tell me wat i shud put up in my blog??
but ya still...

mornin sicknezz

ok...so this is probably the weirdest time possible to start a blog thingi..i mean its 3 in the mornin..first of all..im depressed..cos i dun wana go bak ta college in 2 dayz...waaaaaaahahahhaha :-(
i mean lota other nice stuff been happenin lately..but heck wen u ve got like one thing to depress u,all the other nice stuff dun seem to matter,ya?is it laddat 4 everyone?
uh-oh...i hope this blog aint gona b how everyone realised im actually a pyscho..
u know who shud have a blog?my friend sam...i mean she writes smart stuf..blogs must b to impart knowledge..and apart frm the fact that my coll sux and im a psycho..u guyz dun exactly feel enlightened do ya?
ok ok blah blah..

hang on lemme check wat all i kin do in hea..ohh big deal..luk i yam red and green and pink..and friggin jobless...

ok ok i m sure a lota u ppl r goin...gaawd...who let ppl like her own a blog..

yeah well they let me..so HA!

ok ok serious stuff...hmmmmm...ummmm...okaay..hey..

did u know that POST...is actually STOP jumbled up?so thats wat me shud do...MAAAAN was that intelligent or wat?

hey please dont send me hate mail yet...its a start,ya?ill work on it,k?promise..tc..