Wednesday, February 25, 2009

SHHHHH!Don't tell anybody...


Today in marketing class, our sir was speakin bout Secrets..ok I dunno why he was doing that in marketing class..I would probably have known if i had actually been listening..hmm..so anyway,all of a sudden, he's speaking about secrets..n suddenly he looks at me n goes - "hmm..so do you have a lotta secrets you can't tell anyone?"

Ok how dumb..first of all everyone has secrets..so thats a dumb question to start with.
And secondly..if its a secret then you obviously can't tell anyone..so thats like a redundant sentence...but then when I thought bout it..there are a lotta different kinda secrets..
There are secrets which u can't tell anyone..d kinds you take with you to ur grave..
N there are the kinds u tell just one person...just to see what the reaction'll be.
N if u like the reaction, then there is the third kinda secret..the kind u actually want everyone to know..i mean you'd be telling it to the 14 billionth person but u still start with "ok you're the first n only person who I'm telling this to..."
I dunno if its laddat for everyone...
I think I have more of the 1st kinda secret that d other 2 kinds..ever since i was say 5 years old i think..honestly..
I read this book once called Can u keep a secret? (chick-lit) where this female on an airplane thinks its gonna crash n blurts out all the secrets of her life to the guy sitting next to her.N then the plane does not crash n the guy falls in luv with her n they get married...OH Puh-leez..
Thats like one of my favourite books ever..but that situation is like soooooo not possible..
If i were in the same condition - first of all..I never get to sit next to anyone even remotely good-lookin or the "fall-in-love" with kinda ppl...It alwayz drunk middle-age men who has to get up to pee 6 bazilliiiooon times or old women or lil babies or nobody...
Ok so say some decent guy did actually sit down next to me n I did blurt out all the deep dark secrets of my life, the last thing he'd do is fall in love with me...he'd probably get so disturbed (thats as subtly as i can put it) he'd probably push me outta the plane before it can crash...
I mean why is a secret a secret?
because you don't want other people to know bout it.Because you might get into trouble if they find out.Or you might hurt someone's feelings if they find out.Basically other people's perception bout you is just gonna be a whole lot different once they find out everything bout u,right? So all those people who goes around saying.. "I don't care wat people think bout me..I am the way I am"...don't have any secrets?? from anyone? hmm I dunno..Maybe they don't.I'm just speakin based on my narrow frame of mind..
Oh then there is also the kinda secret that u think noone knows but then everyone knows but then wen u figure out everyone knows u just sorta don't say anything bout it so that everyone can just keep pretending noone knowz anything...ok..blah..scratch that..too compli..
Ok so those of ya'll who read so far thinking I'm gonna reveal some big-time historical secret bout me..HA!I don't even have the cool kinda secrets anyway..If I were to reveal some secret, I wish i had full-on
dish-kyaao kinda secrets..like..
I practice black magic on Fridays 12am to 3am .. or It was me who set our apartment on fire on Jan 6th,1999...or stuff laddat..
But sadly enough...ok who am i kidding..I've got looooadsaaa dish-kyaao, dish-um and dhink-chak secrets....which ur never gonna find out!!bahahahhahah! :-P

10 comments:

The Seeker said...

seriously!!!!!

...nIShAntH... said...

damn!, i always wanted to have those dish-kyaoo secrets like i am an undercover agent or a spy ..Great to think about eh :D.
Hold on to your "dark" secrets ,..maybe you can sell it on ebay ;) ... fo real.

VikramAdith said...

Lol, you are one dangerous character. Your attempt at being secretive with me did not go so well, did it? ;-)

~Ms. A~ said...

bharat...yeah seriously!!

nishath.. i knowww..couple more yrs n im gona b a trillionaire without havin to move a muscle...

vikram.. lol dangerous character?lol ok sure..n ok so mayb sumtimes i have a too big mouth..

Anonymous said...

hmmmmm..... Wat can i say!!!...
i enjoy reading ur blogs!!...
u ARE Good at this!!!... Really!!... :)

~Ms. A~ said...

oooooooooohhh n i wud totally have enjoyed readin ur comment if i had known who u r..is it sumone i know???is it ann? :-)
anyway..thankz 4 reading..

Anonymous said...

So the guys don't get to sit next to the girls they want to be sitting with , and the girls don't get the guys they'd rather sit with ....so where is everyone sitting in an aeroplane ?

pritha said...

hey girlie!! seriously i love reading your blog man!! you are really very good at it!!

Secrets, dish-kyaoo dark secrets, that cant be shared!! i agree but who that professor in our college who asks such craps???

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deepak said...

hey girl,.,"secret" was good (month of feb.,.,.,) den, hope you din tel your frien vat i told bout her, don speak a word bout it...

rite.,, tel yu bout aquarius ppl, de ar jus too much a human, de ar lovely, sweet, determined, frank n bov all- tru n sincere.,
if yu wanae knw more, jus klose your eyes, bring me on your retina, put it on th paper.,
yu ar done