Monday, July 20, 2009

The Mighty Giants


Ok this is a decades old story that got forgotten with time...


Long long ago, when the earth was a lot more simpler, there used to be these giants who lived in caves.They hardly ever came outta these caves. So like one fine day, the humans invented the railway system. And this..for sum reason or the other, pissed off the fire demons. So in protest, they set all the railway stations and trains on fire. The humans were devaasted. Cos this was like a massive fire..like the great London Fire. And..and to make it worse..this was during a drought. So like they could'nt put it out even if they wanted to. So this one lil genious guy came up with a plan. And so a whole bunch of the humans went up to the giants sleeping in the caves, and pleaded to them to help them. It took a lil persuading, but finally the giants agreed to help out. So out they came and rushed towards the stations. They took in the situation. And then the great heros unzipped their pants and peed all over the stations and trains, thus saving us our biggest mode of transportation. So this is why, everytime you are in a train or a station, u are enveloped with the nauseating smell of urine. The smell of their heroic deed decades ago. The end.


I thought this up in the train last week wen i was trying to stuff a hanky up my nose.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

you've a wild imagination .

Samiha said...

awww!! such sweet sacrificin monsters..

~Ms. A~ said...

@anonymous- ok the anonymous thing must b used only if u gona say sumthin bad bout my blog..pls put ur name in otherwise..and thank u. :-)

@sam - yes they were :-)

VikramAdith said...

Oh, I see!