Tuesday, January 19, 2010

I Hate Because I Can

Dr. Sigmund Freud defined hate as an ego state that wishes to destroy the source of its unhappiness. More recently, the Penquin Dictionary of Psychology defines hate as a " deep, enduring, intense emotion expressing animosity, anger, and hostility towards a person, group or object."

5 Things I Hate


Picking up the phone
I absolutely de-test having to pick up the house phone. Cos a) nobody ever calls me in dat. and b) I hate having to make small talk with whoever does call. It just infuriates my mom when I'm sitting like 2cms away from the phone and still make her walk all the way from the kitchen to come up pick up the damn thing. And I hate when people respond to a Hello with a Hello. And then I say Hello again and they say Hello again and I say Hello again and.... Grrr. Makes me want to reach into the phone and clobber the person on the other end. I kinda appreciate prank calls in a way. Cos they keep the conversations short and simple. And its ok to hang up rudely. One time this breather calls up (breather : person who calls on the phone and instead of talking demostrates interesting breathing patterns instead) and I was in a real bad mood so I come out with all abuses I was aware of at that point. And all of a sudden the breather goes Hello and he sounds an awful lot like my Dad's Boss. Ugh. I hang up and pray that a third leg emerges out of the back of my neck so that I can kick myself conviniently. I've never been able to look the guy straight in the eye after that. And I never really figured out why he called up to breath.

Having a snot sneeze
Sometimes its nice because it sorta like clears your head and stuff. But have you ever had a snot sneeze when lying flat on ur back and have no tissue or hanky nearby? Not a pretty picture, I tell you. It was different when we were little kids and it was okay to wipe it whereever we wanted (what, that was not okay??) And are you kind who looks into the hanky after sneezing? I am. Can't help it. I have to see if it made a pretty little pattern. Please don't stop visiting my blog cos I'm such a pig.
And also at this point, I would like a moment of silence to think about Tariq, the booger eater in my class in Grade one. I mean sure we all used to go all eww and stuff, but I secretly had a crush on him for making an effort to be different.


People Looking at me Brush my Teeth
Brushing to me is almost as personal as peeing or bathing. Thing is I'm not the neatest brusher on earth. I'm a sloppy brusher. I get foam all over the place. Its like a foam fest. If someone were standing next to me, I'd get a little foam on them as well. I get creeped out thinking bout couples who brush together and share the same toothbrush and stuff. My husband would want to divorce me at the sight of my toothbrush alone. Tends to look like I washed the entire bathroom with it.



Having to repeat myself 867493826 times
So okay maybe I don't have the loudest voice in the world. But sometimes I feel that people just go "huh?" just to annoy you. I usually try twice and then say "its not important" the third time. Do you know how many important thoughts of mine have been left unsaid cos it this? Thank god I have this blog.





My nose
I didn't always hate it. I mean it was a normal nose until the day I was suddenly cursed. See I used to make fun of my sister's nose throughout half my life. So I'm sure she had something to do with my nose turning out the way it did. Its like what someone said somewhere once : I look at the mirror in the morning and the first thing I run into is my nose... or something like that. It was funnier when I read it. If anyone knows the quote I'm talkin bout please let me know. So yeah thats my case. I wouldnt call it the biggest part of my body. Maybe the 4rth biggest. But its defnitely the biggest thing on my face.

33 comments:

Sowmya said...

LOL! good stuff... Even I hate all of these.. except for the loud voice bit. Am usually yelling in whispers :P

mathi kumar said...

*the third leg was hilarious.
*i too get annoyed by my inaudible voice .
*i want brushing to get personal for everyone ,

btw you have a good nose :)

m@dz said...

1st- when did u begin to read freud? DId i inspire u that much?!
2nd- Sorry for callin on the land phone!
3rd-I still remember you brusing your teeth!!!
4th- i sooooo agree to that nose part to the extent that am bloody sure that its goin to affect my married life!!
5th- You can be pretty damn LOUD wenu want to!!Am sure the gals can vouch for that!

~Ms. A~ said...

@sow - thanks for reading. n i dunt remember you being thaaat loud. just the normal amount :-)

@mk - thanks, n yeah everyone shud get a hearing aid n yeah brushing na lotta other stuff too.
and *blush* thanks 4 sayin dat bout my nose.

@mad - 1.freud i wikipediaed.2. n ur forgiven.i dunt attend calls on my mob now either.3.and nice of u to remember. now erase it frm ur head. and 4. hehe i remember ur nose. we shud start our own club. n 5. being loud is actually an effort 4 me. makes me sweat n all.

Vinz said...

I have to agree that I hate all the same stuff..... especially my nose.... its not actually invisible u knw..;P n havin to repeat sumthin ive said.. aagh.... but i never give up i keep tryin to get it into their deaf years!
Its good to knw a lot of others think the same way too...yey!!

P.S: the 3rd leg kick part left me in splits.. ;-D

caZper said...

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~Ms. A~ said...

@vin- i have never noticed ur nose.. hmm i ll make sure i do next time i see ya :-)

@ cazper - thanks bro..

@anonymous - and ur officially number 6 on my list of hates..

CRD said...

hehe..really nice hate-list you got there...really fun reading :)

Cheers
CRD

~Ms. A~ said...

thank u crd.. thank u for reading! :)

...nIShAntH... said...

lol @ the snot sneeze.When someones watchin you brush your teeth,..try spitting out the foam in a grossy,noisy fashion.

~Ms. A~ said...

@ nish- i do that even wen noone is watchin :(

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ur nose problems and mine are similiar here.I hate it coz it always keeps running and the situation which you wrote is exactly wat i face after sneeze.lols
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~Ms. A~ said...

@ anonymous - blah blah blah to u too.

@ sweety - ah a fellow noseeteer. my nose goes crazy in blore. its officially allergic to the city.
thanks for reading btw. :-)

@ priya - hey gurl! thanks! keep reading!

deVa said...

picking up the phone :
Tell me about it!
Having a snot sneeze :
eew! yuck.
people looking at me brushing my teeth :
ha ha ha... Tends to look like I washed the entire bathroom with it. It was so funny, I literally fell of my chair.
Having to repeat myself 867493826 times :
Thank god! your voice is feeble. What the world would be missing without this blog!!
My nose :
You have a pretty nose. (That dp is yours only right?)

[What's with all the anonymous comments above??]

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@devan :pickin up phone -right?
snot sneeze - wat?? u dunt sneeze?
toothbrush - :) i love wen ppl fall off their chair laughing
8796 thing - aww thanks :)
nose - u figured that from this dp? u can see like 2 cms of my nose init!
and the anonymous comments - i hire ppl to post anonymous comments to make my comment count look good. :P

Leo Paw said...

:) nice read anju. Agree on everything except the one on nose.Big nose is a turn on for most men.
I think you missed out on a lot of other things: feet and knees, tomatoes etc..

Nitin Jain said...

nice post and a really amusing blog. I agree with you..its better to be bad then dead :)

~Ms. A~ said...

@leo - a turn on for men??in wat planet??? how come noone ever told me that before?and haha u actually read the About Me thing. I didn't think anyone wud ever have the patience to sit n read through all that rambling. knees, feet and tomatoes deserve a whole new post for itself.

@nitin - thank u, mate. thanks for reading. and its better to be anything than dead actually. just sayin.